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50 Funny Whatsapp Status descriptions
- I’m not failed…my success is just postponed for some time.
- When nothing seems right….go left!!
- Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
- Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.
- If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
- A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
- Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.
- When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
- Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
- A BOSS is like a diaper... Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t
- Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.
- Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.
- When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. :D
- I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.
- Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me. :D
- Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
- Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.
- If you are player then I’m the GAME.
- Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.
- You can disturb me….I’m available. :D
- Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.
- Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal this status.
- Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
- Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl :)
- Insult and wife are somewhat similar....They always look good...If it is not yours
- I'm Jealous of My Parents... I'll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!
- I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
- Love your girl like you love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.
- ☺ Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand.
- We all feel a little f**d up sometimes.
- If I’m wired with you. I like you.
- I love buying new things but I hate spending money.
- Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang
- I hate math but I love counting money.
- I believe in hate at first sight.
- There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.
- If I get jealous then yes I really like you.
- The Earth without Art is just Eh.
- We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.
- I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.
- Laziness is me middle name.
- I wonder if I've met the person I’m going to marry.
- Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
- I need Google in my brain.
- You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.
- I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.
- The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.
- If you fall. I’ll be there.
- Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
- A fake smile can hide a million tears.
Cool Whatsapp Status
- The best way to create your future is to create it
- Sleep all your troubles away.
- I’m not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.
- It’s not how we make mistakes, but how we correct them that define us.
- If you ain’t first, you are last.
- I’m gonna rest of my life, the best of my life.
- The best dreams happen when eyes are open.
- Beauty is not in the face; beauty is alight in the heart.
- Respect is one of life’s greatest treasures…
- Why worry about things you cannot change? Let go and move on, because LIFE isn’t waiting.
- I’m making changes in my life so if you don’t hear from me, you’re one of them.
- A pretty girl is nothing if she has an ugly heart.
- You killed what was left of the good in me.
- The PAST cannot be changes, forgotten. Edited or erased: it can only be accepted.
- If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
- Choose the work you love and you will never have to work every day.
- A fake smile can hide a million tears.
- Smile and let everyone know that today, you’re a lot stronger than you were yesterday.
- You never know how strong you are…until being strong is the only choice you have.
- You can do anything but not everything.
- A best friend is life a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
- Strong people know how to keep their life in order. Even with tears in their eyes, they still manage to say I’m ok with a smile.
- Life is better when I’m drunk.
- Fake friends are around when they think you're cool true friends are around even when they think you're fool.
- I’m just waiting to see to if my coffee chooses to use its powers for good or evil today.
- Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway.
- Cheating is easy try something challenging and be faithful.
- face book is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall
- I don't have an attitude problem i just have a personality you can't handle.
- I don't stop when I’m tried; I stop when I’m done.
- Nobody dies virgin cause in the end life F***s us all.
- Love is all you need.
- Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
- I dreamed a dream.
- Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
- I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile then walk into a pole. :D
- No one rises suddenly in the World, Not Even the Sun.
- Be polite to everyone don’t sweat the small stuff, and be positive-it’s contagious!
- Life will serve you best if you love it as much as you love yourself.
- “’Different” and ‘New’ is relatively easy. Doing something that’s genuinely better is very hard.” Sir Jony Ive, Apple
- There is only happiness in this life, to love and be loved.
- I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
- Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.
- The word ‘happiness’ would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.
- I don’t make mistakes I just date them.
- We fall in love by chance. We stay in love by choice.
- Be yourself because an original is worth more than a copy.
- The first duty of LOVE is to LISTEN.
- I can and I will. Watch me!!
- When you want to give up remember why you started.
Love Whatsapp Status
- Love can be demonstrated not defined.
- Don't say you love me unless you mean it.
- Only you can give me that feeling.
- Love when you’re ready, not when you are alone.
- Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
- I’d cross the world for someone like you.
- Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.
- My Hearts beats only for you.
- Every time I look at the keyboard U and I always together.
- “Hi”, is a short, simple word but it’s how love starts.
- Love has no limits.
- Everything is fair in Love and War.
- I want another day with you.
- You can’t stop loving short girls.
- I think love is fearless.
- I need you so much closer.
- My heart is perfect because… you are inside.
- You re special to me in every way. Thank you for being who you are.
- When I talk to you i fall in love over and over again.
- I need you, you need me. Let’s make it work.
- Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect
- Love me for a second and I’ll love you forever.
- I hope you always find a reason to smile.
- I love you even when I hate you.
- Just because I’m busy doesn’t mean I don’t love you
- I usually don't get attached too easily, but that changes when I met you.
- Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.
- Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
- When I count my blessings i count you twice.
- Love conquers all things let us too surrender to love.
- Be the type of person you want to meet.
- I can’t stop missing you.
- Fund love, found sadness at the end of the line. - Wyn Owen Justin
- I’m done begging for your love.
- I don't even know why I like you. But I just do.
- Why am I so afraid to lose you when you're not even mine?
- I can't go a day without thinking about you.
- There is no finish line so love the journey.
- Fall in love not in line.
- If you love something set it free.
- The minute you think of giving up think of the reason why you held on so long.
- So many of my smiles begin with you.
- A true love story nerve ends.
- Love is just a word until someone special gives it a meaning.
- You think you're one of millions but you're one in a million to me.
- All I need is your love.
- I want you today and tomorrow and next week and for the rest of my life.
- Let all that you do be done n love.
- I’ll never forget the first time I saw you.
- True love has a habit of coming back.
Best Whatsapp Status
- A lot of People are afraid to say what they want. That's why they don't get what they want.
- I do not exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy.
- When you make a business, you got to make a little universe where you control all the laws. This is your utopia.
- The Soul is a dream flower that opens only once in life.
- Find what you LOVE and let it kill you- Charles Bukowski
- Take a deep breath it's just a bad day, not a bad life.
- The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.
- Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
- Just because something isn't happening for you right now doesn't mean that will never happen.
- I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
- "If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second. – Johnny Deep
- Dead or alive, you are coming with me.
- I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.
- "Whoever said that money can't buy happiness, simply didn't know where to go shopping." - Bo Derek
- "Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak." - Rachel Zoe
- There are two ways to live: you can lives as if nothing is a miracle or you can live as if everything is a miracle. – Albert Einstein
- There's nothing wrong with you there's a lot wrong with the world you live in- Chris Colfer
- Forget what hurt you in the past. But never forget what it taught you.
- Close your eyes, clear your heart let it go.
- If "Plan A" didn't work. The alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool!!
- If I was meant to be controlled i would have came with a remote.
- Life is short, make fun of it.
- I raise my hand for an easy question, just so the teacher won't ask me again.
- Everything happens for a reason, so don't disappoint.
- The truth may hurt for a little while but a lie hurts forever.
- Never give up on something you really want. It’s difficult to wait, but more difficult to regret.
- The People who want to stay in your life will always find a way.
- You can love with all your heart, No questions asked.
- Life is too short to remove USB safely.
- “If you truly own who you are, no one can use you against you.”
- When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
- “I’ve tried being other people and myself suits me the best.”― Chris Colfer
- Life is too short to be sitting around miserable.
- Sometimes the wrong choice brings us to the right places.
- Nobody can teach me who I am.
- God's plan is like a movie; all the good and bad things are arranged together for at the good ending.
- Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
- Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring. So I go back to being me.
- Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life. – ANON
- Life doesn't get easier you just get stronger.
- If you can dream it you can do it. - Walt Disney
- The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - harry Golden
- Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.
- Life isn't about finding yourself life is about creating yourself.
- You only live once but you do it right ONCE IS ENOUGH.
- If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.
- So take a chance and don't ever look back.
- If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
- Success is the best revenge for anything. _ Ed Sheeram
- There is no elevator to success, you have to take stairs.
Whatsapp Online Status
- You can't hire someone else to do your push-ups for you. - -Jim Rohn
- When you feel Like Giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place.
- Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.
- Do what you fear and fear disappears. - David Schwartz
- Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we’re all of us looking for the key. - Alan benett
- If you run into a wall. Don’t turn around and give up.
- Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. Michael Jordan
- If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. _ Wayne Dyer
- When you get to the end of the rope, tie a knot and hang on. Theodore Roosevelt
- A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar
- And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln
- The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dream is you.
- Don’t waste your time looking back on what you’ve lost. Just move on.
- Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt.
- Every new day is another chance to change something in your life every new day is a chance to feel blessed for what you have.
- Don't ask what the meaning of life is. You define it.
- An Apple keep a day keeps the doctor away, I'm going to buy iPhone 6.
- Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it.
- It's hard to answer the question “what’s wrong?'" when nothing's right.
- Log kya kahange has killed more dreams than anything else.
- All great changes are preceded by chaos.
- One day someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.
- A true businessman always does business out of courage.
- People don't cheat by chance, they cheat by choice.
- Don't give up what you want most, for what you want now.
- The world belongs to those people who know to adapt.
- Happiness is not the absence of problems. It’s the ability to deal with them.
- In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
- Stop saying I wish start saying I will.
- The most painful goodbyes are the ones that never said and never explained.
- It doesn't have to be perfect to be beautiful.
- I've got nothing to do today but smile. - Paul Simon
- A promise means everything but once it is broken sorry means nothing.
- All problems become smaller if you don't dodge them but confront them.
- Every day may not be good but there is something good in every day.
- One day you're going to wake up and notice that you should've tried. I was worth the fight.
- Love yourself. Love your day. Love your life.
- Results compulsorily require efforts. Efforts will not necessarily give results.
- Don't let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life.
- Do a little more each day than you think you can.
- You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life.
- Don't wait for last judgment. It happened every day.
- It’s a good day to have a good day.
- You don’t always get what you wish for. You get what you work for.
- The only thing that ruins my day is taking a big crap after a shower.
- Someone else is happy with less than what you have.
- May your problems be as few and as far apart as my Gma's teeth.
- The ones who say “you can't" and "you won't" are probably the ones scared that “you will".
- We must all make the choice between what is right and what is easy.
- One day you will wake up and there won't be any more time to do the things you've always wanted. Do it now ~ paulo Coelho
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